Cool funny quotes about friends

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t, they lie down and listen for a while.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”

“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”

“I was an innocent being, then my best friend came along.”

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”- Bernard Meltzer

“Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.”

“Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.”

“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know… my hair.”

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true stick like an octopus on your face.”

“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”

“You don’t have to be crazy to my friend. I’ll train you.”

“Friends don’t let friends go on bad dates… alone.”

“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”

“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.”

“Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.”