Funny moon knight quotes

“I’m like the moon: mysterious, distant, and occasionally full of cheese.”

“They say I have multiple personalities. Well, at least I never get lonely.”

“Being Moon Knight means never having to say you’re sorry… or explain why you’re wearing a cape in broad daylight.”

“My superpower? Being nocturnal without the need for caffeine.”

“Villains beware! I’ve got more phases than the moon and twice the weirdness.”

“I’m not crazy, just really, really good at talking to myself.”

“Crime fighting tip: always wear white after Labor Day. It blinds the bad guys.”

“My moon-themed gadgets are out of this world… literally.”

“They call me Moon Knight because ‘Lunar Lunatic’ was taken.”

“Saving the world one crescent kick at a time. Or is it full moon? I forget.”

“My cape has more personality than most sidekicks.”

“I fight crime by night and confuse everyone by day. It’s a full-time job.”

“Who needs a Bat Signal when you’ve got the Moon on speed dial?”

“My enemies say I’m unpredictable. I prefer to call it ‘strategic randomness.'”

“I moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. Well, in my head, at least.”

“I don’t need a secret lair; I’ve got the phases of the moon to keep me company.”

“They say I’m a vigilante. I say I’m just a night owl with a cape.”

“I’m not just another superhero; I’m the superhero your therapist warned you about.”

“My arch-nemesis is anyone who messes with the tides.”

“When the moon rises, so do my chances of catching bad guys. Coincidence? I think not.”