Funny wedding quotes and sayings

Marriage: because not everyone can win the lottery.

Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Getting married is like going to drama school. May you have lots of comedy and very little melodrama.

A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it’s so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.