Sarcasm funny quotes about being single

“I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.”

“Who needs a partner when you have Wi-Fi and snacks? I’m living the dream.”

“I’m single because I refuse to settle for anything less than Netflix.”

“Why be in a relationship when you can have a whole pizza to yourself?”

“Single? More like independently awesome, with a side of alone time.”

“I’m not single, I’m in a committed relationship with freedom.”

“Being single is my superpower. No one else can pull off this level of independence.”

“I’m not single; I’m just waiting for the perfect excuse to cancel plans.”

“Single life: where my only argument is with my alarm clock.”

“I’m single because it’s illegal to date a fictional character.”

“Single and ready to… continue binge-watching my favorite show.”

“I’m not single; I’m on a solo mission to find the perfect takeout.”

“I’m single because I prioritize self-care, like sleeping in the middle of the bed.”

“Being single means I always know exactly who’s right in an argument: me.”

“I’m not single, I’m just in a long-term relationship with myself. It’s complicated.”

“Who needs a relationship when you can have no drama and all the snacks?”

“Single life: where I can stay out as late as I want… or not go out at all.”

“I’m not single, I’m just practicing selective dating… very selective.”

“I’m single because I refuse to share my fries with anyone.”

“Single: because why complicate my life with someone else’s problems?”